This is, on the one hand, rather surprising and, on the other, not surprising at all.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Last year, nearly half the comics in the comics section featured New Year's Eve jokes about how hard it is to stay up until midnight. Only one of those comics features the same joke this New Year's Eve. That comic is The Family Circus.
Today's Get Fuzzy is about the great Muppet menace, which is disappointingly unlikely to become a New Year's Eve trope.
Hi and Lois is easily the most interesting legacy strip, if only for its wide variety of tones. It usually settles for simple gags, but occasionally forays into more controversial territory (I can't find it now, but it has explicitly acknowledged global warming in a nonjokey way before) and at times into outright misery, as is the case today.
Seriously, there's no humor content here. This is just a comic about an alcoholic, his unhappy wife and their collapsing marriage. Of course, the timeless state of the comic means that the marriage will never actually collapse, but remain in a perpetually collapsing state. But that only makes it all the more depressing.
Kelly and her icky, womany vagina have so upset Mark that he is reduced to using contractions.
In the next exciting installment of Mark Trail: Kelly does something stupid, because she is a woman and that's what women do.
Oh good. Torture humor. My favorite.
This comic is hilarious because America violated basic human rights and nobody cares HA HA HA.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
This is why Jeffy prefers serial killing to so many other activities. His ability to murder people is never dependent upon the weather.
Garfield is the sort of comic that does so many things wrong that it's easy to forget the things it does right. Garfield Minus Garfield has sort of rectified that, but today's installment is the rare instance in which the titular character's presence actually makes the comic better and, in this case, sadder.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
In the next very special installment of Stone Soup: Alix and, um, the other one learn a valuable lesson about old people.
The censors unfortunately butchered this one. You just have to imagine the robot as a dead body to get the full effect.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
I know that picking Get Fuzzy as the best comic of the day every day is kind of lame. But this story is just so good. And that line is amazing.
The Born Loser is not the worst strip in the comics section, but it is probably the hackiest. So it's not exactly a surprise to see a holiday fruitcake joke today. It's just kind of sad.
Apparently Billy and Dolly are on good terms again, because this is some pretty harsh mockery. Thel doesn't stand a chance.
Monday, December 27, 2010
In all honesty, I just never want this arc to end. Ever.
At the very least, it needs to become a running gag. I will be very disappointed if this doesn't happen.
In the month or so that I've started reading the comics section again, The Quigmans hasn't been showing up on my Chron comics page. I was hoping this was because it had gotten unceremoniously canceled during the time that I was away. Sadly, that doesn't seem to be the case, as it unexpectedly appeared before me today.
The Quigmans is easily the worst comic strip running today. I actively despise it. I do not enjoy reading it at all, and it isn't fun to mock, as most of the bad installments of The Quigmans are so loathsome that my comments on them tend to simply be pointing out why they are sexist or racist or otherwise evil. I should really stop reading it. But I probably never will, if only because editing a Chron comics page is more trouble than it's worth.
The worst thing about this post is that it was inspired by a pretty run-of-the-mill Quigmans. Actually, for the Quigmans, this cartoon is pretty top-notch. And it's STILL the worst thing I've seen all day.
Even in the midst of being sexually assaulted by her idiot brother, Dolly takes a moment to criticize and condescend to her mother.
"Can I hit Jeffy in the head with this candy cane, or do I need to submit to his sexual will like a proper young lady, which will simultaneously turn me into an impure whore? Well, Mommy? Well?"
Curtis: In celebration of KWANZAA, the cast of Curtis will go on hiatus so that we can bring you, dear reader, this original tale.
I had somehow managed to forget about the annual Curtis Kwanzaa Extravaganza, and now I am perhaps disproportionally excited about it. But excited about it I am!
Here we are introduced to Andrew, who appears to be some sort of unemployed everyman. Despite being unemployed, he still gets up at 6:00 every morning, so that's industrious--no lazy gadflies here. He owns a Basset Hound. He has a giant fucking mouth. And he's about to meet something called a Brengir. I could Google that and see if it's based on anything real, but I don't want to potentially ruin the surprise.
Last year's story ended with a glowing dude, a hippo and a rabbit. I predict this year's story will end with a giant armadillo and a pair of leather pants, but that's just an educated guess.