Rose is Rose: Smooch

This comic is hilarious because Rose and Jimbo are going to have sex in a mound of garbage.*

*Surrounded by tiny, happy rainbows, of course.

Rose is Rose: Making a new friend in a virtual world devoid of human contact or emotion...

I am usually a skeptic about progressive notions of technology eternally improving our lives, as I fear the imminent Cylon menace. But if future technology can turn Rose is Rose into a cynical shell of its formerly rainbow-happy self, I will consider it a win, even if it does involve a Cylon-induced apocalypse.

Rose is Rose: Will you be much longer, Momma?

So Rose apparently huffs highlighters.

It explains so much.

Rose is Rose: Yes! And it feels great between my toes, Meemaw!

This comic strip contains images of a beach ball, hearts, musical notes, a smiling sun, candy canes, and a rainbow. (A motherfucking rainbow!) Seriously.

In the next exciting installment of Rose is Rose: Rose licks a unicorn that poops Jujyfruits and pisses pure happiness.

Rose is Rose: You're in for a true culinary experience, Mr. Drain Monster!

As far as Rose is Rose goes, this particular cartoon isn't too terrible. But that's pretty faint praise, considering Rose is Rose is the most cloying, obnoxiously colorful, revoltingly adorable comic strip in existence. It makes The Family Circus look gritty.

So, really, I would have liked this comic better if the monster had broken loose from the drain and eaten the entire family. Preferably in as shockingly gruesome detail as possible.