Boffo: If dinosaurs were as insightful as they were powerful.

I like this comic better when it's called Dinosaur Comics.

Boffo: If this porch is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

The humor quotient of this cartoon depends entirely upon whether you find raccoon sex inherently funny.

I can't really decide, myself, but I'm leaning toward no.

Boffo: A big part of the reason Picasso always had a hard time keeping studio partners

It would appear that Jeff Martin is confusing Pablo Picasso for Randall Munroe.

It would also appear that Martin loves all of my least favorite tropes, as this comic contains the always hilarious (false) premise that abstract art isn't real art.

Boffo: The world and the way it would be if my Uncle Leon was Sandy Koufax.

This cartoon is hilarious because Sandy Koufax is Jewish, so he probably wouldn't be celebrating Christmas in the first place.

Boffo: I need these copied right away ... can you give them "special attention"?

The poorly paid, unmotivated, clearly much stupider than you service sector employee is perhaps my least favorite trope of all time.