The Fusco Brothers: Let's just say that if you were Ziggy, you would not be getting a ticket.

This comic is supposed to be funny because Ziggy is a far more successful comic strip than The Fusco Brothers. But it fails on two levels:

1. The Fusco Brothers basically is Ziggy.
2. As such, of course Ziggy would be getting a ticket. That's the whole point of Ziggy.

The Fusco Brothers: Permission to undress the witness with my eyes, your honor.

Oh, sexual harassment, when will you cease to amuse?

The Fusco Brothers: How ironic that I'm also agoraphobic.

This is not what irony is.

The Fusco Brothers: It's the IRS...They'd like to speak to my first-born child.

The Fusco Brothers is like Ziggy, except with more adult content. It should go without saying, but that's not a compliment.

The Fusco Brothers: I just worked out a payment plan wth the IRS.

This comic is hilarious because it's about taxation.