Lola: Why on EARTH are you naked?!

I think this is supposed to be a Dick in a Box type joke, where the male believes the greatest gift he can give to a woman is his amazing self. But it's not obvious. What is obvious is that this is horrifying.

It's also obvious that Lola's boyfriend does not have a penis. So, new list.

Things you cannot show in the comics section:

1. A grown man's penis.

Doonesbury: Wildly inappropriate as usual, Dex.

Things you can say or at least directly refer to in the comics section:

1. S&M
2. Whore
3. Anal

Things you can't say in the comics section:

1. Douchebag

Dilbert: YOU IGNORANT JUICEBAG!

Maybe "ignorant juicebag" is a thing people say somewhere, but it looks like a standards and practices sort of thing to me. So an update is in order:

Things you can't say in the comics section:

1. "Douchebag"

Things you can say in the comics section:

1. "Whore"
2. "Anal"

Funky Winkerbean: So I've become a blurb whore.

Another very partial list of things you can say in the comics section:

1. "Whore."
2. "Anal."

That future Funky Winkerbean plot just gets more and more disturbing.

Monty: That's my posterior anal casing...

Very partial list of things you can say in the comics section:

1. "Anal."

This surprises me. But I am looking forward to Funky Winkerbean's now inevitable anal rape plot.