Saturday, July 3, 2010

Family Circus: Follow me, you guys!

As it turned out, neither Dolly nor PJ followed him, and Jeffy was forced to practice his "oooohs" and "aaaahs" alone.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Family Circus: I hope my dream tonight don't turn out to be a rerun.

And so it turns out that Jeffy's mind is so deficient that it is literally incapable of producing more than five dreams, which it just replays over and over again in a randomized loop. Given the lack of wish fulfillment in Jeffy's sleep, it's no wonder that he kills. He just wants to feel something, even if it's just the warm spattering of blood on his cheek.

Monday, June 28, 2010

My Cage: Well, thanks for coming to visit, neighbor.

Ooh, ooh, don't forget the gremlins.

Herb & Jamaal: !

Oh, Herb and Jamaal, why do you tease us with intimations of Herb's violent death yet never dare follow through?

Family Circus: Butterflies sure have a hard time deciding where to go.

In Dolly's New World Order, there will be no capital punishment. Those convicted of violent crimes will instead be turned into butterflies.