Family Circus: But I didn't hit him. My monkey did!

If there's anybody out there still under the impression that Jeffy Keane is anything other than pure, concentrated evil, take note of today's cartoon. What has PJ done to deserve this fate? Nothing. Jeffy has just walked over to him and hit him in the head with a stuffed monkey. Why? Presumably because he derives great pleasure from hurting other living creatures, and because he was under the impression that he could get away with it by using the sort of tortured logic that makes perfect sense to his deranged mind. But not even another Keane is stupid enough to buy that sort of nonsense.