Family Circus: The cracked egg can be PJ's.

Let's take this cacophony of misery one quote at a time.

Jeffy said you were killing the eggs, but he meant dyeing them, didn't he, Daddy?

This pun's so fun, we got to hear it twice! Also, Jeffy's an idiot.

I like chocolate eggs better than chicken ones.

It's funny 'cause they're completely different.

Green next!

This is hilarious because someone would like to dye the next egg green.

Let's write "Grandma" on one and mail it to her!

Bill will almost certainly lie to his children about doing this.

The cracked egg can be PJ's.

PJ should probably just be glad he's getting an egg.

Who colors the jelly beans?

It's funny 'cause they're completely different.

How long do we have to stay here and help you, Daddy?

Dyeing eggs is stupid and everybody knows it, even the Keane children.

That was a ping-pong ball you put in the yellow glass.

Bill is an idiot.

Red next!

This is hilarious because someone would like to dye the next egg red.

I never knew that red, green, purple, blue, yellow, and orange made dark gray.

Maybe this one can be PJ's too!

Purple next!

This is hilarious because someone would like to dye the next egg purple.

Jeffy mixed some raw eggs in with all the cooked ones.

Jeffy's an idiot.