Saturday, December 11, 2010
I kind of like today's Family Circus. It's no Calvinball, but Billy's impromptu halftime nonetheless captures the way kids make up games as they go along. It made me smile, which is what it was supposed to do. There really is a place in the comics section for stuff like this.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Another clever aphorism from future prophet Billy. Sadly, his wisdom is wasted on the likes of Jeffy.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Oh, you like horses, do you? Well...
And leave it to Dolly to instantly recognize an animal's unusual anatomical feature as a tool for its eventual domination.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
This is perhaps the saddest cartoon I've ever seen. Mostly because Ziggy's therapist is clearly lying to him, trying desperately to make him feel better about himself. Because Ziggy, quite obviously, does not make the world a better place.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Having cornered the market on bestiality jokes, The Wizard of Id is now looking to get into gang rape humor.
This is not surprising.
See what the wizard-repairman bird-guy did there? He changed the first letter of "laptop" from an "l" to an "n" to create the word "naptop" instead. He did this because Cosmo always falls asleep when uses this particular laptop. This is the reason Cosmo called wizard-repairman bird-guy. Obviously.
And so I can only conclude that this comic is hilarious not because of the word play (which, after all, is not hilarious), but rather because Cosmo is a moron and the wizard-repairman bird-guy is about to beat him to death with a wrench.
This cartoon is hilarious because Jeffy doesn't understand metaphors. Because he's an idiot.