Family Circus: I forgot to give this to you and Daddy. I made it at school before Christmas.

This cartoon is hilarious because Billy really doesn't like his parents very much. And who could blame him?

F Minus: I wonder what cats think about.

This F Minus is basically the opposite of every comic strip or cartoon or book or movie about animals ever, which are always about how animals are Just Like Us. And that's why it's funny. It subverts our expectations.

It's also funny because it's true. Animals are not, in fact, Just Like Us.

Family Circus: ...

It appears that Dolly's attempt to control the natural environment has been thus far unsuccessful.

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Apologies for the lack of blogging around here lately. I might be able to get some stuff up today, but regardless The Comics Section will return in full force starting tomorrow.

Sadly, I fear that nothing will ever be able to top last month's Mark Trail story.

Close to Home: I think it's going to be a pass play.

This cartoon is hilarious because this play could not possibly work.

Ziggy: ...I don't know what you've been doing with it, ...but it's bored stiff!

This is what happens when you masturbate mainly to images of bran flakes.

Family Circus: If the pictures in this calendar are right, this year's gonna be very pretty.

And so, after subjugating both God and Santa Claus, Dolly has now set her sights on controlling the physical qualities of the Earth.

As long as she believes in global warming, I might actually wish her luck in this new endeavor.

Drabble: It seems like there's always something violent and bloody on every channel!

Yes, that iCarly, for example, sure is violent and bloody.

Peanuts: See? What did I tell you?

Happy New Year.

Mark Trail: MARK AND RUSTY ARE HOME!

As Cherry's behavior here indicates, when left alone, all good women-objects should stare plaintively out their windows until their men return home to them, at which point they should leap up and greet them excitedly.

You know, like dogs.