Fast Track: What will happen when The Black Hat finds his spyware is gone?

This Fast Track comic might not make a lot of sense to you, so allow me to summarize the story so far: The fly in the first panel fell in love with a piece of spyware that turned out to be one of Santa's former elves. The elf had been turned into spyware by The Black Hat, as seen in the third panel, who is apparently some sort of spyware pimp. Patina, meanwhile, recruited Santa to rescue the elf, and now she and Santa are working together to bring down The Black Hat.

It is the single most bizarre thing I have ever read in my life.