When last we checked in with The Phantom, our titular hero had ventured into hack comedy. It was perhaps the greatest thing ever.
Now, however, the crazy, pirate-hating, booty-bearing love interest has returned. And as the above comic shows, she's just as obsessive and frightening as ever. She is also, of course, extremely stupid. At the very least, she should realize that The Phantom is never going to spend any time with his damn kids.