Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Ziggy: Geneology

And so Ziggy is the product of squirrel and human intercourse.

This is not surprising, though also ultimately unsatisfactory. However much squirrel Ziggy may have in him, he exhibits distinct physical traits that no amount of squirrel blood could create. There is more to this origin story, and I for one will not rest until Tom Wilson has explained in gruesome detail the horrifying acts of reproduction that led to the genetic abortion that is Ziggy's existence.

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