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Apologies for the lack of blogging around here lately. I might be able to get some stuff up today, but regardless The Comics Section will return in full force starting tomorrow.

Sadly, I fear that nothing will ever be able to top last month's Mark Trail story.

Close to Home: I think it's going to be a pass play.

This cartoon is hilarious because this play could not possibly work.

Ziggy: ...I don't know what you've been doing with it, ...but it's bored stiff!

This is what happens when you masturbate mainly to images of bran flakes.

Family Circus: If the pictures in this calendar are right, this year's gonna be very pretty.

And so, after subjugating both God and Santa Claus, Dolly has now set her sights on controlling the physical qualities of the Earth.

As long as she believes in global warming, I might actually wish her luck in this new endeavor.

Drabble: It seems like there's always something violent and bloody on every channel!

Yes, that iCarly, for example, sure is violent and bloody.

Peanuts: See? What did I tell you?

Happy New Year.

Mark Trail: MARK AND RUSTY ARE HOME!

As Cherry's behavior here indicates, when left alone, all good women-objects should stare plaintively out their windows until their men return home to them, at which point they should leap up and greet them excitedly.

You know, like dogs.

Herb & Jamaal: ...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Stephen Bentley's New Year's resolution was apparently to make his comic strip just a bit more blatantly sexist.

Hagar the Horrible: Could you make the new one tall, dark and very wealthy?

Helga is no doubt fantasizing about Mark Trail, as that's the sort of thing female comic strip characters are into apparently.

Family Circus: Want some li'l sandwiches an' olives an' 'tato chips, Mommy? Just walk into Haney's--they're havin' open house!

Isn't this gluttonous thievery adorable?