Moderately Confused: Directions to our home? Follow the sound of screaming children.

And this is why you never open the door for Marmaduke, OK kids?

Moderately Confused: I can't sleep.

This comic is hilarious because the lady said "Try counting apps" instead of "Try counting sheep." Get it? Because apps are, like, new and stuff. Or something.

Moderately Confused: You can't judge a book by its battery life.

Oh my God, technology is ruining all our cliches!

I think this more or less explains the comics section's general fear of new things, actually.

Moderately Confused: Was it the laptop, Twitter, Facebook or iPhones that killed Rockwell's America?

This cartoon is hilarious because these middle-aged people apparently believe that Rockwell's America actually existed.

Moderately Confused: I used to yearn to be hip...Now I yearn for a new hip.

Moderately Confused is the only cartoon in the comics section that can even come close to competing with Pluggers' otherworldly levels of oldfuddyduddydom.

Moderately Confused: How long will your parents be living here?

This cartoon is hilarious because its author thinks that telling a hackish joke is okay as long as the characters in the joke are birds. Shoe disproved this theory years ago.