Herman: Instead of taking me to an expensive dinner, can I have the money?

This cartoon is hilarious because pretty much all women are basically prostitutes.

Herman: The main thing with a horse is you've got to make sure he knows who's the boss.

This cartoon is hilarious because jockeys are short.

Herman: The milk was frozen. I had to put antifreeze in it.

This comic is hilarious because the woman has poisoned her husband and is reveling in his imminent death.

Herman: I know it's a dog license! He was driving.

Of course, I could be wrong about that whole "Billy's a genius" thing.

In which case, this is his likely future.

Herman: But that was a whole three months ago.

This comic is hilarious because women are shrews, men are inattentive, and marriage sucks.