Bizarro: Enough with the tweeting.

I was hoping that in the months that I'd been away from the comics section, cartoonists would have finally ceased to make Twitter jokes.

Apparently not.

Bizarro: I'll never forget when he was itsy bitsy and got stuck in the water spout.

I'm not an expert on comic books (as opposed to comic strips, on which I am a very much an expert), but I feel like this strip doesn't really work, mostly because it seems like a scene that could actually take place in a Spider-Man comic book, more than in any other superhero's comic book. Isn't this kind of embarrassing situation precisely the sort of thing Peter Parker has to deal with every other issue?

Bizarro: Does this outfit make me look gay?

This is what happens when a cartoonist wakes up in the morning and thinks to himself, "Are Brokeback Mountain jokes really all played out?"

Bizarro: Compliments of the gentleman in section R, row 21, seat 7.

This cartoon is hilarious because some guy in the stands wants to fuck the pitcher.