Herb & Jamaal: God, in his infinite wisdom...

This is, I'm sure, exactly what Langston Hughes had in mind.

Family Circus: For an encore, let's do "Mack the Knife"!

Kids today and their German pop standards.

Born Loser: I have something similar, but Gladys doesn't have an accent!

Ha ha! Seriously though, women are just terrible, terrible creatures.

Pluggers: You're a plugger if heating your home is harder on your back than your checkbook.

Or, you know, the other way around.*

*Yes, that link is to yesterday's comic. Yesterday's.

The Phantom: Diana is gone FOREVER! I will help him FORGET her!

This lady sounds delightful!

Actually, virtually all of the characters in The Phantom are contemptible. That's just part of its charm, I guess.

Non Sequitur: No cell or wifi reception here.

Proof that Wiley is correct about technology ruining everybody's lives: I wouldn't even be able to read Non Sequitur without the Internet.

F Minus: I suppose there might be an evolutionary advantage.

I can't decide whether this is funny, weird or horrifying.

It is, therefore, the best comic of the day.

Pluggers: Won't this thermostat go any higher?

Just another plugger doing his part to save the planet.

Family Circus: Guess what it's doing out.

This cartoon is hilarious because the children are excited that it's snOH MY GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO DOLLY?

Dennis the Menace and Drabble: She calls it a recital. I call it torture!

These comics are hilarious because males do not appreciate noncontemporary music.