Working Daze: Archer!

This comic is hilarious because someone is referencing Star Trek: Enterprise in a nonderogatory manner.

Drabble: This is a buffet, Ralph...

It appears that Ralph is literally eating various kinds of garbage.

This is not surprising.

Stone Soup: Twitter.

This cartoon is hilarious because birds tweet and twitter just like how on Twitter you tweet. It's a good thing Stone Soup is around or no one would have ever made this observation, except possibly for the people who invented Twitter.

Family Circus: The right is for cold, left one's for hot and the middle is for warm.

Dolly Keane is paradox. On the one hand, she may be the second coming of Machiavelli. On the other hand, she's too stupid to understand the knobs on her sink.

BC: Bad rap.

So the corpse of Johnny Hart is not a fan of the hip hop.

This is shocking.

Zits: Are these people related?

This comic is hilarious because these two people are, in fact, related.

Monty: Weird.

I'm almost always being a sarcastic asshole when I use the "This cartoon is hilarious" thing, but I really have found this series of Monty comics, in which the robot attempts to sex up the vacuum cleaner, genuinely funny. Far funnier than Sir Rodney's similar relationship with his horse.

Family Circus: Was I s'posed to like this dinner or not?

This cartoon is hilarious because Jeffy the enormous douche has returned in a new, more gluttonous form.

Farcus: It was either this or a union.

This cartoon is hilarious because it's a shockingly accurate depiction of how dairy cows actually live.

Drabble: You're a pretty kitty, aren't you! I love you so much! Let's go get some num-nums!

This comic is hilarious because Ralph is worried that his wife is fucking her pet cat.