Family Circus: ...

This comic is hilarious because look how ridiculous Billy looks with his, um, ingenuity and stuff.

Curtis: You won't find anyone worth writing about on TV for your black history report, Curtis!

I'm pretty sure The Wire would make for a fine black history report, though it's possible that Curtis isn't really old enough to be watching it.

In any event, this comic is hilarious because old people hate television and children love it.

BC: Who looks good in speedskating this year?

This comic is hilarious because The Cute Chick is cute, while The Fat Broad is fat.

Marmaduke: Has anyone seen my reading glasses?

Fortunately for Phil, Marmaduke has just eaten someone and taken his reading glasses a trophy.

This is how Phil has gotten most of possessions, actually.

Family Circus: Don't worry, Dolly, there aren't any judges watching us.

Aw, look at Billy attempting to teach Dolly such foreign qualities as love and kindness.

She will use this to destroy him.

Family Circus: If George Washington was the father of our country, was Uncle Sam his brother?

This comic is hilarious because Jeffy is confused by metaphors.

Lola: You know, Mom, we have TWO snow shovels!

At first, one might be taken aback to the point of disgust that a grown man would ask his elderly mother to help him shovel snow. But it's important to remember that Lola is, herself, a grown man, one who has merely disguised himself as on old lady. So it's not really all that bad.

Daddy's Home: Sweet Hearts for the Married

This cartoon is hilarious because marriage is a miserable experience.

Family Circus: I'll be right back!

This comic is hilarious because Bill is a terrible husband.

Peanuts: I can't stand it!

This is just brutal. Brutal.

And I mean that in the best way possible.