Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Family Circus: After today we only have to be good for one more day.

This cartoon gives the impression that Billy's cult will be largely antinomian, but I have trouble believing that. Instead, I think he's testing Jeffy.

"I know you've abstained from murdering anyone over the last month or so," Billy's saying, "but the threat of getting only coal for Christmas will have soon passed. Will you continue to behave correctly, or will I be forced to kick you from my New World Order?"

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Cow and Boy: This looks like a hate crime, doesn't it?

The snowman with candy cane arms is an especially nice touch.

Marmaduke: You'd go bananas, too, if you had to listen to dogs doing "Jingle Bells" over and over.

Has Marmaduke always been a Yellow Wallpaperesque study of a bored housewife's insanity? If so, it's kind of brilliant.

Lola: We're cool, right?

When did Santa using a computer become the most hilarious thing ever?

Family Circus: Where did those wise men find a store that sold frankincense and myrrh?

This cartoon is hilarious because Jeffy does not understand that economic systems and material valuations change over time.

Curtis: Baby, you're worth your weight in gold!

This comic is hilarious because Diane has selfishly tricked her child into accepting fewer presents so that Greg can afford to buy her more expensive presents.

Boffo: I need these copied right away ... can you give them "special attention"?

The poorly paid, unmotivated, clearly much stupider than you service sector employee is perhaps my least favorite trope of all time.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Family Circus: By my calculations, their Christmas lists so far will cost $15,631.87.

I've mentioned this in the comments here before, but it's worth pointing out in an actual post that it's not really surprising that everybody hates the Keane kids, given that Keane Inc. seems to hate the Keane kids too. Take this cartoon, for example, in which we discover that they are a gaggle of greedy little fucks. Indeed, Keane Inc. repeatedly sides with the parents, repeatedly casts the kids as stupid, and sometimes, as seen here, even suggests that the kids represent everything that's wrong with the world. If we find the children contemptible, it's because we have been given ample reason to believe that they are in fact contemptible.

Grand Avenue: Why hassle with maintaining a naughty and nice list when I can monitor everyone's Facebook account and read their tweets?

While Santa may be trying to pass this off as a time-saver, readers of The Comics Section know what really spurred this move.

Nobody crosses Dolly Keane, not even immortal judges of moral behavior.

Cul de Sac: Welcome, Blisshaven Parents! Please enjoy our Winter Pageant!

I write a lot more about bad comic strips than I do about good comic strips, mostly because it's easier to snark than to analyze. I'd like to change that a little bit, so I'm introducing a new feature: The Best Comic of the Day. It's pretty self-explanatory. Most of the time I'll add commentary, but sometimes I might not.

This Cul de Sac is the first entry in the feature. And it's not just the Best Comic of the Day, but one of the best comics I've seen in a long time. It's nothing we haven't seen before--a school play, proud parents, kids forgetting their lines--but it's done really, really well. The comic doesn't have a traditional punchline, but every panel is funny in its own way. The drawing in the second and third panels perfectly capture the emotions of a child standing up before what seems to him to be a large audience. The writing perfectly captures the rhythms of a child delivering his lines--"It is always winter time, wherever I may. Go!" And the final panel even gives us very specific character-based humor, with the differing reactions from Beni's parents.