Beetle Bailey: Power takes a lot of padding.

This comic is hilarious because Mrs. Halftrack is a playing a practical joke on her dementia-addled husband.

Get Fuzzy: You're like a frog on a hot trampoline today!

This is one of the most bizarre storylines I've ever seen in Get Fuzzy, if not the comics section as a whole. In case you haven't been following along, Bucky started a reality show, which Rob took to be another piece of Bucky's fevered imagination. Then Bucky started receiving fan mail, which Rob took to be Bucky writing letters of adoration to himself. But then it turned out that the fan mail appeared to be real. And now Rob has discovered tiny cameras all over the house, which were apparently planted by Fungo the weasel.

Darby Conley doesn't always do a very good job wrapping up his stories, but this one deserves to be done right. I'm especially fond of today's comic, which is a pretty funny satire of dramatic depictions of claustrophobia and paranoia.

Red and Rover: I think I axed it.

This comic would work a lot better if it came complete with audio. Of course, comics never come with audio. So maybe it's best to avoid jokes like this in the comics section.

Family Circus: Know what? In four thousand, two hundred and six days I can get my driver's license.

This comic is hilarious because Billy's already plotting his escape from the Keane family compound.

Not that his plan will work, of course.

Lola: Even her Hannah Montana soccer ball!

Amazingly enough, this is not the first time a Miley Cyrus soccer ball has been featured in the comics section.

Mutts: The dude abides.

The Big Lebowski easily falls under the Vonnegut Axiom. Thus a mention for Mutts.

Dennis the Menace: See, I told you he wears polka-dot PJs!

If you're wondering why Dennis knows so much about Mr. Wilson's morning routine, please for the love of God stop wondering.

Pluggers: Some pluggers wear their ponytails in front.

This cartoon is hilarious because some pluggers have goatees.

Momma: We'll be right back, Momma!!!

This comic is hilarious and sad because Momma's children won't even have group sex with her in her dreams.

Prickly City: For a socialist, he sure likes making czars...

While I could do without the final panel's self-congratulatory nod to the mildly obscure historical referentialism, this Prickly City is funny.