The Fusco Brothers: Let's just say that if you were Ziggy, you would not be getting a ticket.

This comic is supposed to be funny because Ziggy is a far more successful comic strip than The Fusco Brothers. But it fails on two levels:

1. The Fusco Brothers basically is Ziggy.
2. As such, of course Ziggy would be getting a ticket. That's the whole point of Ziggy.