Wizard of Id: Look, Wiz, I know you love your new pet...

And so the Wizard wants to have a threesome with his wife and his new winged-lizard pet.

How could anyone be surprised by this, at this point?

Wizard of Id: ...And Bill, you take the right flank and cut off their route of escape...

Having cornered the market on bestiality jokes, The Wizard of Id is now looking to get into gang rape humor.

This is not surprising.

Wizard of Id: Bung! Check out my new helmet.

And so Rodney has now taken to fucking cows.

It was only a matter of time, really.

Wizard of Id: I'm sorry, but there was one stain we could not get out.

And so Rodney has been masturbating while on duty.

This is not surprising.

Wizard of Id: Ahhhh, my sweet sunbeam.

It took years of solitary confinement for Spook to get this bad. Trixie, on the other hand, was born this way.

Wizard of Id: How many steps to the bakery?

This comic is hilarious because the fat lady likes to eat food.

Wizard of Id: Are you ready for dinner with my mother?

Mother-in-law, shame, etc.

Wizard of Id: What kind of meat is in the stew?

A Soylent Green joke would be too easy, so here's a delightful clip from the very underrated Ravenous.

Wizard of Id: Food time, Spook!

This comic is hilarious because Spook's life is monotonous and horrifyingly inhumane.

Wizard of Id: My name is Sir Rodney, and I can take any man in the house.

See, first Sir Rodney was fucking horses, and now he's practicing going into bars to pick up random men. This is the danger of bestiality. While man-on-beast love may seem relatively innocent, it is unfortunately a slippery slope that will inevitably lead to the unabashed embrace of the demon homosexuality. And then, of course, in the worst case scenario, to the most harrowing relationship of them all: traditional marriage.

UPDATE: Be sure to read the sign above the bottle in the first panel.

Wizard of Id: What are you going to do?

This cartoon is hilarious because the wizard is going to torture and murder his wife.

Wizard of Id: They banned him from the zoo for life.

And so The Wizard of Id is moving from thinly veiled jokes about people having sex with animals to outright jokes about people having sex with animals.

I never would have expected a comic strip written by the corpse of Johnny Hart to be at the forefront of the movement for acceptance of man on beast love, but I guess you never know with these things.

Wizard of Id: Why are you taking two horses into battle?

And so Rodney's now fucking two horses.

Good for him! He ought to get what he can while he's still young and virile, before he descends into the hell that is marriage in the land of Id.

Wizard of Id: SMAK!

This cartoon is hilarious because it turns out that Rodney almost certainly is fucking his horse.

Wizard of Id: Rodney is MY MAN! And don't you forget it!

This comic is hilarious because Gwen is worried that Rodney wants to fuck his horse.

Wizard of Id: Well, tell Braveheart he can keep his golf! But I'm still taking his freedom!

Wizard of Id: Now only 14 years behind the times!

Wizard of Id: I'm caddying for the king next week. Any advice?

While the new caddy might think he isn't supposed to let the king near schools because of all the swearing, I'm pretty sure it's actually because the king is a pedophile.

Wizard of Id: Don't you hate it when work starts piling up.

I'm just glad the Wizard of Id isn't colored on weekdays.

The Wizard of Id: I've been trying to give mine away for years.

This comic is hilarious because the wizard and his wife hate each other.