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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Born Loser: Mother is going to stop by for a visit this afternoon!

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I'm really just sort of shocked there's a comic strip, or any piece of supposed entertainment in any medium in the world, that would...

Family Circus: Know what? Today is yesterday's tomorrow and it's tomorrow's yesterday.

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This cartoon is hilarious because Billy's going to grow up to be a cult leader.

Shoe: What is the best thing about your mortuary business?

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This is a very old joke, but it doesn't actually make a whole lot of sense. While the dead may not be able to complain, the relatives of...
Friday, June 12, 2009

Family Circus: But I don't know how to play it quiet.

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This cartoon is hilarious because Thel was apparently unaware that drums are loud, suggesting that the stupidity so evident in her children ...

Blondie: Bumstead's the only person in the office with a "Cheeseburger in Paradise" ringtone!!!

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Nobody ever seems to believe me when I tell them that "Cheeseburger in Paradise" is actually a somewhat depressing song about exis...

Doonesbury: I know I'm pretty low on the food chain, but the truth is I do enable people to order unhealthy amounts of food.

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Today's Doonesbury is just a good, solid example of the character-based humor that Gary Trudeau can do in his sleep. And this kind of t...

Shoe: My ride cost over $250,000.

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This comic is hilarious because public transportation is for poor people and godless city-dwellers and losers with small dicks, all of whom ...
Thursday, June 11, 2009

Family Circus: The best way to get a hamster is to first ask for a pony.

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This cartoon is hilarious because the Keane children are immoral and materialistic, perfectly willing to lie brazenly to manipulate their lo...

Blondie: What do you put on your cheeseburgers?

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Of course, as his facial expression in the final panel indicates, Dagwood talking about food on the internet is less like him logging onto F...

Marmaduke: My mom says even when Maramaduke was little, he wasn't little.

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This cartoon is hilarious because Marmaduke is big.
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