Born Loser: Mother is going to stop by for a visit this afternoon!

I'm really just sort of shocked there's a comic strip, or any piece of supposed entertainment in any medium in the world, that would actually be lazy enough to use this absurdly old joke in such a straight and unironic fashion.

And so, with that, The Born Loser has manage to undercut even my very lowest expectations. It's really kind of impressive, I guess.