The Phantom: Texting? Give those thumbs a rest!

Here we see The Phantom taking a break from terrorizing alleged terrorists to make awkward observational humor about these kids today and their smart phones.

This should become the format of The Phantom from here on out. No more pirate adventures. Just let The Phantom walk around New York City and point out all the stuff that strikes him as odd. "Turn those baseball caps around kids!" "What's with all these pizza places?" "Man, that guy on the bluetooth is a douche!"