Family Circus: Clean my room? ... But I'm not done getting it dirty.

One of the skills Billy is going to have to master if he ever wants to start a new world religion is that of debating. Unfortunately for him, his entire family is composed of idiots, so he's started to toss off lazy arguments like this. They might work on the easily baffled likes of Thel, of course, but theologians the world around would probably be able to refute them pretty quickly.