Family Circus: For the last time, get in here right now or I'm going to start dyeing without you!

And so it was, ironically enough, a mundane and innocent threat that finally brought the leader of the notorious Keane Kult to justice.*

*Ha ha! Belated April Fools'! In reality, the neighbors are all too terrified to report any of the bizarre behavior exhibited by the members of that circus-like family down the road.