My doctor once told me that if I went out into the woods, I would likely get assaulted by thugs and die of a heart attack. So I took a moment to reflect and ask myself what Mark Fucking Trail would do in this situation. And then I punched ol' Doc Johnson in the face for being such a pussy.Needless to say, I turned out just fine, thank you, but for the slight loss of motor skills on my left side.
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