Dennis the Menace: Relax, Mom! I caught the mouse!
Thank gosh a male was around!
And now a question for the female readers of this fine blog: given your delicate sensibilities and general pathetic helplessness, which is more terrifying and incapacitating, a mouse or a flat tire?
Mouse, definitely. I mean, it's all small and wriggly! What could be more terrifying?
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but...mice are so cute... and delicious...
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