Pluggers: To a plugger, turning 50 is no big deal ... But a size 50 belt size is a different matter altogether.

Male pluggers generally take pride in their morbid obesity. But this cartoon suggests that even they have their limits. One solution to this problem would be to exercise and eat a healthier diet, but only liberals and women would even consider that radical course of action. There must a be a pill for this kind of thing, right?*

*Thank God for Medicare, amiright?**

**But fuck everyone else.