Pluggers: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a hoot!

One might think that Gone with the Wind would be exactly the kind of movie pluggers would eat up, what with the way it romanticizes a bygone era and that era's retrograde views on pretty much everything.

But no. For one thing, it's far too long for the average plugger's drug-addled and disease-ridden mind. For another thing, it's far too high quality and well-respected, making it elitist. And for yet another thing, the language is just too coarse. Why can't those Hollywood liberals go back to making good, clean movies like they did in the 1800s?