Mark Trail: OH, NO. THE JACK IS BROKEN!

I would like this final panel to be tacked on to every comic strip I read. There is literally no comic strip that it could not make funnier.

For example:
Of course, it has to be asked, what's Mark Fucking Trail need a jack for anyway? Can't he lift the car with his bare hands?

Also, getting crushed by a car in the Elrodverse apparently results in your body melting. This is useful information.