Family Circus: Boy, we're lucky! We've got a LOT of people to kiss good night!

The Family Circus is one-part autobiographical kids do and say the darnedest things and one-part nuclear family myth. This cartoon is of the second variety, in which the Keane clan is held up as the ideal family. It's supposed to be heartwarming and reaffirming for people who wish all families were like this, just like they were back in the good old days.

But, really, does anyone actually want a family like this? Because this sort of thing is just really fucking weird.