Crock: Victoria's Secret Catalogs

If I'm understanding the joke here, it's that these men are obviously seeing an hallucination and are therefore going to die horribly. Ha ha! It's irony!

But look: You're a dude walking through an endless desert. You're starving and you're dying of thirst. What are you going to imagine in your oasis? Probably food and water. But let's say you're a sex addict. Well then, you might imagine some attractive and willing young ladies as well. Are you likely, however, to imagine a magazine full of underwear advertisements? Is your imagination that pathetic? Or are you just the kind of pervert who actually prefers his women clothed and in tiny, two-dimensional form?