La Cucaracha: I'm Mel Gregvin, and I'm the strips new manager. We're gonna fix up this dump of a comic right quick.

Considering that it would be virtually impossible to make La Cucaracha any worse, there's a distinct possibility that a real Mel Gregvin could actually marginally improve the strip. Gregvin isn't real, of course, being instead a cheap caricature of what Lalo Alcaraz imagines a Nebraskan to be, so La Cucaracha will continue to suck just as much as it always has.