Maybe Tolstoy started this way.
The H1N1 vaccine is highest priority for all individuals age 2 and under.The pneumonia vaccine is recommended for all individuals age 65 and over.Apparently Crankshaft is between 3 and 64. There's a shocker.(Except i guess it actually is, since i'd always thought Crankshaft was one of the maleficient immortals from the Lovecraft universe.)
And so the doctor has apparently decided that the best thing for everybody is to just not vaccinate Crankshaft and hope he contracts a fatal disease.
The H1N1 vaccine is highest priority for all individuals age 2 and under.
ReplyDeleteThe pneumonia vaccine is recommended for all individuals age 65 and over.
Apparently Crankshaft is between 3 and 64. There's a shocker.
(Except i guess it actually is, since i'd always thought Crankshaft was one of the maleficient immortals from the Lovecraft universe.)