Wizard of Id: My name is Sir Rodney, and I can take any man in the house.

See, first Sir Rodney was fucking horses, and now he's practicing going into bars to pick up random men. This is the danger of bestiality. While man-on-beast love may seem relatively innocent, it is unfortunately a slippery slope that will inevitably lead to the unabashed embrace of the demon homosexuality. And then, of course, in the worst case scenario, to the most harrowing relationship of them all: traditional marriage.

UPDATE: Be sure to read the sign above the bottle in the first panel.