Pluggers: If the ring tone on your cell phone is accordian music, you're a plugger.

It is now apparently perfectly acceptable for a plugger to own a cell phone and understand it enough to change its ring tone. This is surprising given pluggers' previous aversion to such advanced technology as DSL and disposable razors and wheels. While I suppose this acceptance of gadgetry was inevitable--given that for every old plugger that dies, a younger person will have to join the ranks to maintain the strict 80% of the population quota--it is nonetheless sad to see the plugger name watered down in such a way.

I am also surprised to learn that 80% of the population enjoys accordian music. But nobody has his finger on the pulse of the populus like Gary Brookins, so I'm sure it's an accurate estimation.