Family Circus: This is the last day I'll be five. Time sure flies when you're havin' fun.

Poor Dolly. Putting on a brave face. Pretending that she might actually age her way out of the hell that is The Family Circus. Not realizing that the narrative of the Keanes actually exists outside the bounds of time. Not realizing that she will always be five. Not realizing that she will always have abusive parents and a homicidal sibling.

At least she'll also always have PJ to kick around.