Born Loser: I'll have two overcooked fried eggs, burned toast, raw bacon and a cup of day-old coffee!

This comic is hilarious because Brutus hates the diner he goes to, but because he takes a perverse pleasure out of misery, he will continue to go there forever.

And so, really, The Born Loser isn't so much about a born loser as it is about a nihilistic masochist who's afraid of change.