Pluggers: A plugger's workout actually involves work.

Indeed. Pluggers don't need any of that elitist exercising--or, as they call it, elitercising. As their perfectly sculpted bodies indicate, pluggers get all the exercise they need from doing yard work.

(Of course, there are a few pluggers who jog, but they only do that because they're women who have to remain sexually attractive for their grossly overweight husbands.)