Family Circus: I bet he'd be good at blowin' out birthday candles.

Seriously, what the fuck is going on with the television? I can forgive the coloring, as the author isn't responsible for that. But the television is also apparently both flat-screen and square, which is not the sort of television that, you know, exists.

It would be one thing if the Keanes thought they were doing good work and were accidentally lame and unfunny. But, really, they're just lazy.