Friday, January 14, 2011

Pluggers: You're a plugger if you started reading "War and Peace" in high school and are nearly done by your 50th class reunion.

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And so pluggers are borderline illiterate. No, this is not surprising.

Marmaduke: Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?

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Actually, he was just planning to eat her.

Curtis: Remember, the Brengir is still out there.

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And thus ends this year's Kwanzaa- Curtis . On the plus side, I actually understand the moral of this year's story ( as opposed to l...
Thursday, January 13, 2011

For Better or For Worse: OK-OK-Would you just go and find something to rub on my back!

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This comic is hilarious because John is planning to cannibalize his wife. In all seriousness, reading through For Better or For Worse rerun...
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Mark Trail: A hollowed-out lure would make a good place to hid diamonds!

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Given the evidence Mark has here--Ben is using large, lightweight lures--diamond smuggling really is the obvious conclusion.

Marmaduke: He makes friends real quick.

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"And then he eats them."
Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Pearls Before Swine: JEFFY, fat and tattooed, sits on death row receiving last rites.

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Not even Jeffy can outrun the law forever , I suppose.

Marmaduke: I threw it, Marmaduke. You're supposed to fetch the ball to me!

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Marmaduke would like to fuck this tiny poodle. And then eat it.

Lola: Reasonable price for a whole human being.

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And so Lola is an advocate of human slavery. This is not surprising.

Curtis: Andrew told Lila of his risky idea.

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OK, seriously, how in the fuck is this plan even remotely risky ?