Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Family Circus: But I CAN'T go to the bathroom myself--this isn't our house!

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Having relocated, Jeffy is unsure how to poop. This has made him sad.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Family Circus: But Sam doesn't even KNOW he's a dog! He's one of the family!

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Here we see Billy--good, decent, humane Billy--lashing out at an unfair and arbitrary system. As Ghandi once said (maybe), "The greatne...
Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Family Circus: We're chimpanzees! So, you can be Jane Goodall and keep an eye on us.

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Billy knows who Jane Goodall is. This is very impressive for a five-year-old. He continues to be a genius .
Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Family Circus: Is it okay if PJ and I get a little wet?

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Dolly never passes up an opportunity to further humiliate her powerless mother .
Monday, July 12, 2010

Family Circus: So, what are you plannin' to turn into when you grow up?

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Jeffy, of course, believes that he already turns into a werewolf . This cartoon seems to suggest that he thinks this puts him ahead of the c...
Sunday, July 11, 2010

Family Circus: No, Mommy! I can dress myself!

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Thel, having allowed herself for one brief moment to believe her idiot son capable of performing one simple task on his own, ended up sorely...
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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Mallard Fillmore: Who needs something that completely ignores you while expecting to be fed?

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Oh, Mallard Fillmore, it's a good thing you're an adorable duck, or you're hatred of women would be really offensive.

Mark Trail: WHAT?

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Five hundred dollars is a pretty darn good reward for a yellow Dalmatian puppy , but Greedy McMustache here is having none of it. Cherry is ...

Hi and Lois: Why are so many of the movies these days SEQUELS?

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Everyone's so miserable in the HiandLoisverse that they can't even enjoy Toy Story 3 . This is not surprising, but it is sad.
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Family Circus: I think we need to hem the sleeves on these pants.

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Pants don't have sleeves, Jeffy's an idiot, etc., etc.