Saturday, May 1, 2010

Hi and Lois: Who's that?!

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Since it's already well established that Lois has no problem sleeping with other men , Hi--who has always been the lemonade-out-of-lemon...

Family Circus: Why's it called that? It doesn't have any ticks, tacks or toes!

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This cartoon is hilarious because Jeffy is confused as to the etymology of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Dennis the Menace: My dad says YOU got the muscles an' HE got the brains!

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Here we see Dennis off on a visitation with his newly estranged father . It is not going well.

Blondie: Look, people are growing their own food in "recession gardens" to beat the economy.

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As with Jeffy , Dagwood's laziness is trumped only by his gluttony.
Friday, April 30, 2010

F Minus and Close to Home: Okay, Rico. You skipped a duck. I'm very impressed.

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Because they generally lack recurring characters, single-panel comics mostly have to rely on absurd situations to create humor. These situat...

Pluggers: A plugger's comfort food is anything consumed on his recliner.

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Once, this plugger accidentally consumed a spider.* Ergo propter hoc, spider guts are plugger comfort food. *Well, mostly accidentally.

Marmaduke: Do you suppose you could rest your head someplace else while I read the newspaper.

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Family Circus: Our seeds will NEVER grow! Jeffy keeps breathing on them.

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And so Jeffy can apparently kill things with nothing more than his breath. He is Death personified. None of this is surprising.

Dennis the Menace: Mom told me to act my age, so I did.

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This whole " act my age " thing is just a comedy goldmine , isn't it?* *Answer: No.
Thursday, April 29, 2010

Family Circus: Today it's MY plants' turn to be on the windowsill in th sun.

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Of course, Jeffy just wants his plants to sprout so that he can brutally murder them later on.