Saturday, May 16, 2009

Hagar the Horrible: It's what you have left after the government takes its share that's important!

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Because we didn't get enough lame tax humor in April.
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Family Circus: They 'LICKED the platter'? Isn't that bad manners?

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This cartoon is hilarious because Dolly is not good at literary analysis.
Friday, May 15, 2009

Hi and Lois: Save your breath...send a text.

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Ha ha! Technology! This is one of those cases where it would have been useful for someone at Mort Walker Inc. to point out that the mere exi...

Blondie: I've got a customer who wants to take his beeper home with him.

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So Dagwood thinks slavery is awesome. I'm actually not surprised by that.

Sally Forth: What happened to you and Dad having another kid? Why not focus on that again?

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Even her daughter realizes that Sally needs a good, relaxing fuck. Too bad she's married to Ted.
Thursday, May 14, 2009

Family Circus: G'night, Daddy! I think I better go to bed now!

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This cartoon is hilarious because Thel is physically abusing Jeffy.

Baby Blues: Anyway, that's what it feels like to be me lately.

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Considering that Jerry Scott created both of them, it's not surprising that Baby Blues and Zits are very similar strips. And so pretty...

Pearls Before Swine: Dinky dinky dink.

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For the past week, Pearl Before Swine has been running a series of thinly-veiled dick jokes. That is all.

Mark Trail: Now, Andy!

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And so Mark Trail is apparently transforming into manga. Should I have seen that one coming?
Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Family Circus: I'm glad we have PJ! It's nice to have a little kid around.

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This cartoon is hilarious because Dolly lacks self-awareness.